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“He is a vicious person.”
Former representative Charles LeBoutillier R-NY
“An embarrassment to the party.”
Arizona GOP state senator Susan Johnson
“There is nothing redeeming about John Mccain…he’s a hypocrite.”
Former house GOP whip Tom DeLay
“The thought of him being president sends a chill down my spine. He is erratic.”
Senator Thad Cochran, R- MS
“Hard headed is one way to say [...]
When the opening bell refused to ring at the NYSE this morning (due to malfuntion), traders should have heeded the omen and taken the day off.
Protesters lined the streets outside the NYSE.
Traders crowd Wachovia post at NYSE. (R.I.P.)
Watching the House vote on Bailout Bill.
Watching the House vote on Bailout Bill.
Bill is defeated in the House, [...]
In what can either be viewed as a touch of poetic justice, or a harbinger of doom, the opening bell on Wall Street malfunctioned today, and refused to ring.
After a bit of confusion on the trading floor (”WTF - is the market open or not?!”), trading commenced.
Have fun, kids.
“The biggest robbery in the history of this country is taking place as you read this”
Friends,
Let me cut to the chase. The biggest robbery in the history of this country is taking place as you read this. Though no guns are being used, 300 million hostages are being taken. Make no mistake about it: After [...]
Rep. Marcy Kaptur (D-OH) warns the American people about Constitutional enemies of the Republic and the fraudulent trillion(s) dollar bailout…
“My message to the American people don’t let Congress seal this deal. High financial crimes have been committed.”
“The normal legislative process has been shelved. Only a few insiders are doing the dealing, sounds like insider trading [...]
Information from Citizens for a No-Kill Philadelphia
How to Help RIGHT NOW
September 27, 2008
Dear Friends,
Next week, on behalf of the Citizens for a No-Kill Philadelphia, I am meeting with Councilmen Kelly, Greenlee and Jones. Also, State Representative Kathy Manderino who is a co-sponsor of H2525 and H2532 (the puppy-mill bill). I will be pushing [...]
Wednesday, September 24
Reactions to Republican Presidential Candidate John McCain’s announcement Wednesday that he would suspend his campaign:
WilliamPitt, posting at DU:
Thanks for coming out, turn out the lights when you leave, and can someone Fed-Ex that dipshit of a dolt of a dunderhead of a running mate back to the Alaskan snowbank she came from? Thanks, [...]
From the “You Can’t Make This Shit Up” Department, Forbes reported Tuesday about the Senate Banking Committee’s hearings with Henry Paulson and Ben Bernanke on the Great Implosion.
The article states:
In fact, some of the most basic details, including the $700 billion figure Treasury would use to buy up bad debt, are fuzzy.
“It’s not based on [...]
by Ross Currie
September 24, 2008
Author’s note: As we were drafting this writeup yesterday, we received word that an article on this topic by Stu Bykofsky would be running in this morning’s Daily News. At the risk of being redundant in light of the Bykofsky article, we offer our own take on the city animal services [...]
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